It's all in the reflexes..

"You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning’s crashing and the thunders rolling and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the Earth quakes and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake. Yeah, Jack just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says 'gimmie your best shot pal, I can take it.’”

Here's not-Jack Burton from RAFM Miniatures.  I painted this one circa 2004.  I think it was the first miniature I painted when I came back to the miniatures hobby after a long hiatus.